Where Ya Been?

I have a wall in my living room that has random items mounted to it from places we have traveled. It's very "eclectic". I'd love to open a pub called "Where Ya Been?" and have customers bring in things from places they've traveled, to share on the wall. Everyone would own a little of the place.

I'd also like to answer the phone and say "Where ya been?" Telemarketers and political activists would be so freaked.